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YOU DON'T KNOW FUCK, OLD MAN
in which Blackbeard teaches Major Bonnet and thing or two.
Featuring Dan Safer, Rick Burkhardt, Jabari Brisport, and the Company.

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BLACKBEARD:
You don’t know fuck, old man.
Takin’ on a thirty gunner man o’ war with his cutlass.
You don’t know fuck, old man.
What are you, drunk with continuando?
Who made you fuckin’ captain anyhow?
You don’t know fuck, old man.
Cavalier casualty breeds nothing but mutiny.
Well, look at you Rosewater Big-Wig,
Look at you, land-locked gentleman,
Major Stede Bonnet
You don’t know fuck, old man
I ought to blow that pissant skull
From here to Goddamned Kingdom Come.

BONNET:
On the islands they call you Blackbeard.
The most feared pirates roaming.

BLACKBEARD:
You don’t know fuck, old man
Lucky I saved your sorry ass.

CAESAR:
Haul! Haul! Half-seas over!

CREW:
Haul! Haul! Haul, boys, haul!

CAESAR:
Haul! Haul! Half-seas over!

CREW;
Haul! Haul! Haul, boys, haul!

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from HAIL OBLIVION, released April 9, 2017
Performed by Blackbeard (Dan Safer), Bonnet (Rick Burkhardt), Caesar (Jabari Brisport), and the Company.

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Johnstone/Gelb New York, New York

HAIL OBLIVION is the latest work by Gelb and Johnstone, whose music theater projects include Tully (In No Particular Order), last seen at NYMF, and the rock musical Sometimes in Prague, which was featured in American Theater Magazine as part of the Polyphone Festival, after previous development at the Tank, Joe's Pub, and the New Ohio Ice Factory. ... more

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